Change ya fate
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE
IT STARES DOWN AT YOUR SOUL LIKE IT’S GONNA GRACEFULLY RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT WITH ITS JET BLACK EYES
LOOK AT HOW JOYFUL THIS ANIMAL IS
LOOK AT THEM SING TO THE SKY HALLELUJAH
NOT TO MENTION THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS HUGE
IT WILL WHISPER INTO THE EARS OF THEIR KIN AND TELL THEM POWERFUL SECRETS
THESE CREATURES ARE VERY ROMANTIC
DON’T MESS WITH IT CUZ IT PROTECTING ITS BABY
THE ELEPHANT SEAL EVERYONE
Introducing Awkwafina, a Chinese, Korean American rapper from Queens, New York. She is known for her quirky, extensive satire and comical rap verses and music videos. She went to LaGuardia High School, where she played the trumpet and was trained in classical and jazz music. She adopted the name Awkwafina, and began rapping and writing songs in GarageBand at age 17. From 2006 to 2008, Awkwafina attended the Beijing Language and Culture University in Beijing, China, where she studied Mandarin language. She majored in Journalism at SUNY Albany.
She gained a lot of attention with her songs “Vag” and “Queef”, which went viral on Youtube.
this queef song
just…just watch the queef song. do it for me.
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR