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otter-is-grapelocked:

sir-oliver-tressilian:

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I’m hell bound

It looks more to me like you’re on the

Highway to Hell

i have missed a golden opportunity

(via onepieceperson)

(Source: tavalouris, via hallucilucifer)

persiah:

dogprobs:

OMG I CANT BREATHE

(Source: thformat, via winchesters-baby)

The Seven Shittiest Sins

Greed: I want shit

Envy: I want your shit

Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit

Lust: I'm into some freaky shit

Gluttony: This is some tasty shit

Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit

Pride: I am the shit

tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

oh that’s why ok

(via benadryl-cucumberpatch)

starfledgling:

#I love this because it’s like they’re congratulating each other #we did it #mission accomplished

(Source: whitelaws, via charmingtardis)

spitfirerantdragon:

thesanityclause:

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?

Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions

A+ Father

I don’t even watch this show and that is A+.

(via onepieceperson)

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

(Source: lesbighost, via onepieceperson)

(Source: richardiumarmitageum, via charmingtardis)