bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips
Pale face
Would ya
Change ya fate

holy shit

bigtime-thrust:

kirraklein:

White lips

Pale face

Would ya

Change ya fate

holy shit

(Source: aliveinmusic, via blogofmischief)

feyuca:

I am what I hate most in the world

(via teatimeat221b)

the-velociraptor:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE

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IT STARES DOWN AT YOUR SOUL LIKE IT’S GONNA GRACEFULLY RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT WITH ITS JET BLACK EYES

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LOOK AT HOW JOYFUL THIS ANIMAL IS

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LOOK AT THEM SING TO THE SKY HALLELUJAH 

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NOT TO MENTION THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS HUGE

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IT WILL WHISPER INTO THE EARS OF THEIR KIN AND TELL THEM POWERFUL SECRETS

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THESE CREATURES ARE VERY ROMANTIC

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DON’T MESS WITH IT CUZ IT PROTECTING ITS BABY

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THE ELEPHANT SEAL EVERYONE

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(via thisrisingtide)

wastelandbabe:

rosalarian:

verucadarling:

somecutewhiteboy:

angrywocunited:

Introducing Awkwafina, a Chinese, Korean American rapper from Queens, New York. She is known for her quirky, extensive satire and comical rap verses and music videos. She went to LaGuardia High School, where she played the trumpet and was trained in classical and jazz music. She adopted the name Awkwafina, and began rapping and writing songs in GarageBand at age 17. From 2006 to 2008, Awkwafina attended the Beijing Language and Culture University in Beijing, China, where she studied Mandarin language. She majored in Journalism at SUNY Albany. 
She gained a lot of attention with her songs “Vag” and “Queef”, which went viral on Youtube. 
Music Videos: 
"NYC Bitche$"
"Yellow Ranger"
"Queef"
"Peggy Bundy"

Babe

shit. 

this queef song


just…just watch the queef song. do it for me.

wastelandbabe:

rosalarian:

verucadarling:

somecutewhiteboy:

angrywocunited:

Introducing Awkwafina, a Chinese, Korean American rapper from Queens, New York. She is known for her quirky, extensive satire and comical rap verses and music videos. She went to LaGuardia High School, where she played the trumpet and was trained in classical and jazz music. She adopted the name Awkwafina, and began rapping and writing songs in GarageBand at age 17. From 2006 to 2008, Awkwafina attended the Beijing Language and Culture University in Beijing, China, where she studied Mandarin language. She majored in Journalism at SUNY Albany. 

She gained a lot of attention with her songs “Vag” and “Queef”, which went viral on Youtube. 

Music Videos: 

Babe

shit. 

this queef song

just…just watch the queef song. do it for me.

(via fallenbadcass)

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

(Source: ldrsociety, via ordinarynerdfighter)

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