—F. Scott Fitzgerald (via charmrose)
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
I literally have no response to this.
Oh god, the sound I made was so inhuman, seriously
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRY HOLY SHIT
MRS. WEASLEY TURNS TOO
It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight